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Wargamers’ cheese

Posted by battlegames on June 12, 2009

This post has been inspired by conversations I’ve had lately with my good friend Guy Hancock, who is in the process of opening a wargames shop in central Brighton. (At the moment, he’s trading online – see Wargames Heaven). This was also raised during my conversation with Neil Shuck in our View from the Veranda podcast and a recent comment on an online forum.

In short, we have all pondered the fact that presenting wargamers with lots of choice might be affecting the ability of companies to sell to them effectively.

The marketplace is like a kaleidoscope: wherever you look, it fragments into a thousand different periods, scales, rulesets.

It explains the dominance of big fantasy/sci-fi companies like GW: Keep It Simple, Stupid. If the player buys the products, they have also bought into The System. The downside is that this approach can produce a monoculture that brings the average, anarchistic historical gamer to a state of near hysteria!

Let’s face it, even when you think that a group of gamers has settled on a ruleset, whenever did you hear of them not tinkering with the rules to suit their own interpretations?

Dealing with wargamers is like herding cats. So what is a manufacturer in our hobby to do?

To use a smelly metaphor, it’s like cheese. There are hundreds of varieties of cheese from all around the world, and each of us has our favourites. There are even a huge number of different makers of, say, cheddar cheese, all competing for attention.

From time to time, I’ll buy a different cheese, just to see what it’s like. If I like it, I’ll buy it again.

I suppose that if I were to run a dairy making cheese, the best I can hope for is that my cheese is on the shelves alongside the others, and that I’ve done everything I possibly can to make sure that my cheese is attractive and well packaged, so as to get noticed by the customer. If I can get a famous cheese-lover to taste and review my cheese in a prominent publication like Fromage Monthly or Battlecheese, then that can help sway people’s opinion so that they might at least give it a try.

Now sometimes, I have to confess, I have bought cheese that I don’t really need, and it has gone smelly and had to be thrown out. I have also bought Gorgonzola for a dinner party, only to find that everybody else has moved on to Camembert without telling me, and I’ve been left with a mound of surplus cheese.

But I still like the cheese, and I carry on buying it, because I can’t help myself, even if the cheese isn’t good for me, is too expensive and makes me fat.

My name’s Henry and I’m a cheeseaholic.

Now, that’s enough cheese for the time being, but in my experience, most wargamers are, shall we say, prone to a certain amount of obsessive behaviour, and will quite happily keep buying figures (and books), whether there’s any likelihood of them finally being used in anger or not. Projects come and go, some blossom into memorable experiences and others fall by the wayside. The more conscientious types may organise the casualties and sell them off at Bring & Buy stands or on eBay, but many more suffer the creaking floorboards of accumulated failures stoically, its tiny metal and plastic casualties consigned to cardboard coffins on the shelves.

But that won’t stop me, ahem, I mean them, from buying even more. Heck, they may even order some figures, only to wrinkle their brow when they arrive and realise that, somewhere in a box under the stairs, they may already actually own some of these very figures…

I don’t know the answer, other than to note that one man’s rubbish heap is another man’s horde of treasure.

Or cheese.

As Monty Python said so memorably, “Blessed are the cheesemakers.”

Amen to that.

Pass the pickle.

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Getting there the fustest with the mostest…

Posted by battlegames on April 8, 2009

Since Salute (Saturday 28th March), I can’t quite believe how busy I’ve been, and yet I have also managed to cram in three games in under two weeks.

I won’t bore you with my recollections of Salute here, but suffice it to say that I didn’t manage to take a single photo of the show. Not one! I lugged my camera and bits bag around with me all day, but found myself having non-stop conversations and meetings. Rather like a chain smoker, it was only when the doors finally closed that I realised that I had over-indulged the vocal chords. Still, it was very rewarding, with a couple of potential new advertisers and, though I can’t discuss it at present, a probable book deal with a publisher. As ever, it was also extremely gratifying to have met and chatted with a host of Battlegames readers, and my thanks to all who took the time and trouble to come up and say “hello”.

It would also be churlish of me not to mention Andrew Hubback and his lovely wife Colette of Miniature Wargames who were at the show, launching their revamped magazine. My compliments to Andrew for the improvements he has made to the hobby’s veteran title, and my best wishes for the future.

After the show, I drove up to Suffolk, to the home of Major General (Retired) K J Drewienkiewicz CMG, (mercifully known simply as DZ or John to his friends!), who had invited me to participate in a gaming sleepover with himself and a group of his good wargaming chums. This fine fellowship turned out to include Battlegames stalwart Brigadier (Retired) Charles S Grant, who greeted me with his usual good humour. I was also delighted to meet Andrew Brentnall, Bob Carter, Tom Hutchinson, Adam Poole and his son Otto, and finally DZ’s own son Peter.

Saturday night was a very sociable affair. After a fine dinner provided by DZ’s lovely wife Christine, we repaired to the lounge and were plied with single malts and I was encouraged to have my first ever game of Command & Colors Ancients, with CSG as my opponent.

Quite apart from my curiosity about the game (and I seem to recall Neil Shuck enthusing about the system on his Meeples & Miniatures podcast), the visual aspect had been enhanced no end by Andrew Brentnall, who had substituted beautifully-painted 6mm miniatures for the standard counters. With the edges of their bases cleverly colour-coded to indicate the requisite troop types (light, heavy, medium, warband etc.), they were a delight to use. Sadly, that evening was also a picture-free zone!

The scenario was Magnesia, and I commanded the Seleucids against Charles’ Romans. I was impressed with the clever, card-driven system and equally innovative combat method using specially-marked dice. Suffice it to say that we had a highly entertaining encounter lasting around an hour, I suppose, at the end of which I managed to emerge the victor, having crushed the Roman centre.

The following day started early (after the clocks going forward an hour as well, I really did feel as though I’d been woken by reveille!) and the game to be played, having been kept secret by umpires DZ and Andrew up to that point, was revealed in all its glory. The American Civil War, Brandy Station, 1863, the biggest cavalry battle of the war.

I should perhaps explain that DZ is blessed with a free-standing games room housed in what he calls “The Bothy” in his back garden. Rather more commodious than a mere shed, this edifice houses his wonderful collection and wargames table. His favourite periods seem to number just two: the American Civil War and the end of the Dark Ages and onset of feudalism, namely Saxons and Normans. The latter collection uses 28mm figures, but his enormous ACW setup uses 15mm miniatures.

Brandy Station in DZ's "Bothy". From left to right: Bob Carter (just in photo); Charles Grant; Adam Poole (photographer); DZ himself; Tom Hutchinson; Andrew Brentnall; Dave Hathaway.

Brandy Station in DZ's "Bothy". From left to right: Bob Carter (just in photo); Charles Grant; Adam Poole (photographer); DZ himself; Tom Hutchinson; Andrew Brentnall; Dave Hathaway.

I managed to grab a few photos during an extremely hectic day, from which you can see that DZ also boasts some lovely terrain. A great deal of it was made for him by Keith Warren of Realistic Modelling Services. One of the stars of the layout was the zig-zag rail fencing: for every intact section, DZ also had a demolished version for when it had been pushed over by troops too lazy to vault it! He also wanted to demonstrate that he could do likewise for sections of corn (maize) fields, but the players studiously avoided fields “…where the corn is as high as an elephant’s eye” all day long. Marvellous!

To cut to the chase, I was thrown into the ranks of the Confederacy, along with CSG and Bob Carter. The game began at dawn, with our men asleep in their tents as the Union forces splashed across the Rappanhannock to the East. With umpires like DZ and Andrew Brentnall in charge (ably assisted by Otto, whilst his father played the role of The Press, turning up at inopportune moments with camera and notebook in hand, just like the real thing) you can bet that the commanders on both sides were tested to the absolute limit! The Union forces were commanded by Tom Hutchinson, Peter Drewienkiewicz and new arrival for the day, Dave Hathaway. And to complete my weekend of new gaming experiences, the rules used were Fire and Fury, a novelty for me. DZ and Andrew, as keen ACW gamers, had made their own regimental-level adaptations, and an ‘official’ regimental level version, called “America’s Wars”,  is also now available to download on the Web, with the printed version to follow soon.

My role was that of WHF Lee on the left flank, facing the might of Buford (Tom Hutchinson). In reality, WHF Lee was ill with rheumatism on the day, but for the game, he was restored to the ranks. With only four units at my disposal (2nd north Carolina, 9th, 10th and 13th Virginia, all cavalry), I wondered what on earth I might be able to achieve other than a glorious defeat. Well, let’s see.

To my right, holding the centre in an exposed forward position, was Charles Grant, with Jones’ Brigade (6th, 7th, 11th, 12th and 35th Virginia cavalry) and Chew’s Artillery brigade (Breathed’s, McGregor’s, Chew’s and Moorman’s batteries — Hart’s battery was deemed missing for the day). On our right flank, separated from Charles by the Culpeper Road and the railway line, was Bob Carter with Hampton’s Brigade (Cobb’s Georgia Legion, Jeff Davis’ Mississippi Legion, Phillip’s Georgia Legion, 1st North Carolina cavalry and the 1st and 2nd South Carolina cavalry).

Forward of our right flank, near the Rappanhannock, was Robertson’s Brigade of 1st Maryland, with the 4th and 5th North Carolina regiments. These were umpire-controlled.

In reserve was Munford’s Brigade of the 1st, 2nd,  3rd and 4th Virginia regiments. In the real battle, he had taken over WHF Lee’s brigade; in our game, he was simply an obstinate and elusive reserve who remained off-table for most of the day!

Our objective was to protect the Carolina Road leading West at all costs. General JEB Stuart’s headquarters was located atop Fleetwood Hill, running roughly North-South along the rear of our position. Without specific orders from my Commander-in-Chief General Lee, or his lieutenant JEB Stuart (in fact orders had been sent for me to withdraw, but they didn’t arrive until move 12 or thereabouts, by which time Stuart had changed his mind and sent me fresh orders to continue doing precisely what I was already doing!), my troops finally awoke to see blue-coated cavalry and artillery pouring towards my flank in huge numbers, and heard Jones’ forces to my right engaged in heavy fighting. I decided that the best way to help him extricate his exposed forces was to attack in as aggressive a manner as I could, in order to stall the Union advance and force them to commit forces to my flank that he might otherwise use to threaten the route heading South-West, through the heart of our position. Little did I know the storm I was to call down upon my fragile forces!

Charles Grant's brigade roused and the artillery being extricated from danger around St James' Church

Charles Grant's brigade roused and the artillery being extricated from danger around St James' Church

Just like a real battle, my recollection of the day’s events outside my own sphere of influence is sketchy at best, but I do know that Charles managed to extricate his artillery in a most skilful manner, sending them back to eventually unlimber again in a covering position atop Fleetwood Hill. One battery was left behind to buy time, but they managed to do most dreadful execution to the onrushing bluecoats, giving them a decidedly bloody nose. Charles’ cavalry also did extremely well, covering the retreating artillery and charging repeatedly around the St James’ Church area to blunt the Union advance in the centre before moving back to cover the St James’ Church Road at the foot of Fleetwood Hill.

As for Bob Carter and our right flank, I can say very little other than I believe he stuck to his task in a most steadfast manner against growing odds and the machinations of umpire Andrew Brentnall whose sparkling intellect supplied him with a biting wit and a plethora of cunning devices to trap the unwary, including bosky terrain that concealed all manner of surprises to unwary troops!

For my part, I ordered the largest of my regiments to move straight forward from its encampment on the extreme left flank towards the settlement of Cunningham, attacking targets of opportunity along the way. By so doing, I hoped it would buy time for the rest of the brigade to organise itself (it did), and grab the attention of Buford’s large force that seemed, to my horror, to be growing every move. In fact, this part worked a treat; as the Virginians appeared around the corner of Yew Hill to their front, Tom Hutchinson took them very seriously indeed and chose to halt his forces alongside the settlement and on the road, unlimbering a large battery of artillery and opening fire on the oncoming greycoats.

Meanwhile, the 13th and 10th Virginia cavalry mounted up and headed up the road towards their nemesis, now gathering in great force to the East. The 2nd North Carolina followed up to their left, initially lining the stone wall, but they soon realised that their place was in direct support of their fellows in the open space between the road and the woods that formed the right flank of my brigade.

What followed still seems something of a blur, but can be divided into two, distinct parts: the ‘death ride’ of the 9th Virginia on my left; and the ‘ride to glory’ of the 13th Virginia on my right, who were awarded the nickname of “The Lucky 13th” by the end of the day.

The 9th Virginia begin their death or glory charge

The 9th Virginia begin their death or glory charge

Having been spotted by the Union artillery, the 9th Virginia soon came under effective fire. Their advance was hindered by the walls of an enclosure that lay between them and their tormentors, but I realised that they just had to press on and attempt to come to grips with the gunners. As the distance closed, I had to grit my teeth but, at last, they came within charge range and summoned the courage to press home their attack at the very moment, unfortunately, when the Union commander had some of his best dice luck of the game. The poor 9th Virginia were scythed down by a terrible volley of canister, and their broken and bloody bodies littered the ground beneath the very muzzles of the guns. General Buford opposite me grunted in satisfaction, but though I swore  at the loss of so many men, I knew they had done their job and pinned the enemy in place for several moves.

13th Virginia (furthest right), flanked by 10th Virginia and supported by 2nd North Carolina, just moments before the first bluecoat cavalry crashed into them. The bodies of their comrades of 9th Virginia litter the ground before the Union guns to the left of the picture.

13th Virginia (furthest right), flanked by 10th Virginia and supported by 2nd North Carolina, just moments before the first bluecoat cavalry crashed into them. The bodies of their comrades of 9th Virginia litter the ground before the Union guns to the left of the picture.

To my right, the 13th and 10th Virginia steeled themselves for the inevitable onslaught, and it wasn’t long in coming as a wave of bluecoat cavalry crashed home — and bounced! The Confederate cavalry fought with the fury of ten men each, and as melee followed melee, the unthinkable became possible. Inch by inch, charge after charge, and the Union troopers were forced back. The 13th Virginia won nine, yes, nine melees in a row! By the end of the game (move 18), these exhausted and bloodied warriors were unbeaten, and had forced the Union cavalry back almost to Green’s Mill Road. The 10th Virginia, doing their best to emulate this incredible feat, were also making steady headway against their opponents on the road. The 2nd North Carolina were unengaged until the last couple of moves!

All the way, all the way, all the way back! The triumphant 13th Virginia with no less than three enemy regiments cowering against the woods after a thorough thrashing!

All the way, all the way, all the way back! The triumphant 13th Virginia with no less than three enemy regiments cowering against the woods after a thorough thrashing!

Now, it must be said that in the combat phases, I was blessed with above-average dice rolls, but this was not the case with my brigade orders. Meanwhile, poor Tom Hutchinson opposite me had, perhaps, a few below-average rolls in these melees, but I think it would be false modesty to say my success was all down to the luck of the dice. I love cavalry, and have always enjoyed using this arm in my games in what I feel is the proper manner: aggressively and with a degree of coup d’oueil, that instinctive seizing of the moment that is difficult to describe but which you instantly recognise when you see it. It is, in itself, a form of calculated risk. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t and you pay a terrible price. The poor 9th Virginia might have been basking in glory if the Union gunners had been abandoned by Lady Luck, but instead, horse steak was on the menu that day. On the other hand, the 13th Virginia might have been annihilated and scattered by the overwhelming odds, but they followed up every little success and pressed home every advantage until the tide turned in their favour. Success is won by many single sword-strokes.

Anyway, that’s enough for tonight. I’ll report on the other two games I’ve played recently — another ACW encounter and a Table Top Teaser with Old Schooler Graham Knight and a host of Spencer Smiths — very soon. Goodnight!

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Back from the Front

Posted by battlegames on January 29, 2009

I imagine that most people will have missed this short programme made my Jeremy Paxman for BBC News24. One World: Back from the Front is a short but very moving and enlightening piece, interviewing three recent Veterans about their experiences in Iraq and Afghanistan.

But for me, it reinforced precisely why I launched the Battlegames Combat Stress Appeal, as at least one of the interviewees is clearly a potential candidate for precisely the kind of help that Combat Stress are struggling to provide.

So forgive me for adding this sobering note to the blog, but I do encourage you to spare half an hour to see it whilst it’s still available on iPlayer until Sunday 1st February. You might then feel inclined to pop over to our JustGiving Battlegames Combat Stress Appeal online appeal page to pop a few coins into the collection tin, so to speak, but that’s up to you.

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Hear ye, hear ye!

Posted by battlegames on January 24, 2009

And now for something completely different… No, it’s not Henry veering off on yet another tangential project, it’s an appearance on Neil Shuck’s Meeples and Miniatures podcast.

I have been ’sponsoring’ this podcast for a while now, which in effect has just meant giving words of encouragement and advice from time to time and furnishing him with a silly advertisement for Battlegames on his regular show. But recently, he contacted me and asked if I would consent to being interviewed to give a review of 2008 from an industry insider’s perspective, which of course I was delighted to do.

The comments that this episode of his show (number 45) has received in the last couple of days seem to indicate that I didn’t make a complete *rse of myself, so perhaps you might like to pop over and have a listen for about an hour, as Neil and I shoot the breeze about the great and the good and the not so good things that the hobby experienced last year.

Neil has also very kindly invited me to contribute a regular short slot entitled something like “The view from the verandah”, where I can talk about the magazine and what I’ve been up to, so if you can tolerate my blather, you’ll have plenty of listening to do in future.

You can also listen to all of Neil’s previous shows online or via iTunes. Bear in mind that Neil does this show, on his own initiative, purely out of enthusiasm for the hobby, with no financial recompense, which I think is a tremendous contribution for which he should be applauded. As a “thank you” to Neil, you’ll be seeing his show advertised in Battlegames on a regular basis.

Neil’s podcasts are wide-ranging, as he has extremely diverse interests that cover historical miniatures gaming, board gaming, fantasy and science fiction, and he gives cogent and honest opinions about everything he turns his hand to, so I heartily recommend his show.

So, pop over to Meeples and Miniatures and happy listening!

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I’m alive!

Posted by battlegames on January 6, 2009

Okay, that’s probably a bit dramatic, but after more than five weeks of the gammy leg thing, compounded by tearing the calf muscle on the way to the bathroom a week ago (how unglamorous can you get?) as a result of having rested it so much, the gradual easing of pain to mere discomfort feels, believe me, like something of a rebirth.

First of all, let me say another huge “thank you” to the dozens of people who sent very kind “get well” messages, including a surprising number who are or have been fellow sufferers of cellulitis. Your support means a great deal to me and has certainly helped me to cope with this affliction in better spirits than would otherwise have been the case.

Secondly, I can confirm that despite the setback, the Table Top Teasers Special Edition made it to the printers just before Christmas, and is at the finishers right now, so should be with me within the next day or two [latest update: it's just arrived!], so all those of you who have waited patiently whilst I sat on your money will be rewarded with your copies as soon as I can humanly manage to get them in the post to you. The rest of you, get your orders in now here!

The British & Hessian attack on the Yorktown defences

The British & Hessian attack on the Yorktown defences

Next, I’ve already started work on issue 16, which will head off to the printers in a couple of weeks time, and it’s packed with goodies, including some shots taken at the South Mimms Yorktown/Waterloo extravaganza organised by Dave Brown and “Eclaireur”, about whom I just want to say a few words, especially since he has provided a wonderful scenario article for the forthcoming issue based on the Yorktown game.

I normally have no truck with those who want to use a pseudonym for their articles, feeling that it is often a symptom of silliness at best, or pretentiousness and pomposity at worst. However, in this instance, many of us already know who Eclaireur really is, and many others would recognise him instantly from his work with a major British TV channel. It is in fact for this reason that his wargaming articles cannot be published under his real name: he has contractual obligations about the kind of work he is seen to be doing, and sadly, his employers are not as enlightened about our hobby as we might wish them to be, even though I am sure that it could well be thought to be remarkably relevant to his work.

Having met and spent some time with the man many call simply “Ec”, I have found him to be every inch the charming and intelligent chap I expected him to be, and therefore have no hesitation in respecting his wish for confidentiality, and I would simply ask that those others who know the man behind the mask do likewise.

The South Mimms Waterloo game, seen from the British left

The South Mimms Waterloo game, seen from the British left

I have, incidentally, also asked Dave Brown to put something together about the Waterloo game from that weekend. Played with, quite literally, thousands of beautifully-painted 15mm miniatures by two teams of players passionate about the outcome, it was magnificent to witness. Again, here’s just a little photographic tease! Waterloo is one of those iconic battles which arouses passions on all three sides (British/Allied, Prussian and French), and the pressure on the game organiser is to produce something which recreates something of that cliff-hanging feeling amongst the players and onlookers. Well, this event rose to the occasion admirably, the tension was palpable all weekend and, just as in the real thing, the outcome was far from certain until the very end of the second day of play. A near run thing indeed! You’ll have to wait to read about what happened in more detail, but it should be a humdinger of an article when finished.

Finally, I’ve managed – at long last – make a start on one of my new projects (as if I needed another!) Those Perry American Civil War plastics that I put together for the Recce review a couple of months ago have been nagging at me to slap some paint on them, and a couple of other things have conspired to make me take the plunge.

First of all, Charles S Grant’s The War Game Companion described in some detail the fun had by him and his father in the early days as they pitched Reb against Yankee in many a fun encounter, which got me yearning for the days of my youth when I had more than 1,000 Airfix ACW figures, including many conversions, nicely painted and based. I fought many an epic battle with my old school chum David Cox and others across an 8′ x 4′ table set up in the dining room of my Mum’s house back in the 1970s. Foolishly, I sold the lot for what seems like sixpence many years ago when I set off for university.

Then I discovered that my Fantasy & Sci-Fi Editor Roger Smith has been harbouring a secret interest in the ACW, and the arrival of the Perry plastics has proved to be the tipping point for him. No mere man of words, Roger has invested real cash and now has the beginnings of a Confederate force set to take on my Union troops.

And finally, having spent some time with the Perry twins, they’re just such nice guys and loaded with talent that their enthusiasm has rubbed off on me. They have a range of metal figures that round out the plastics nicely, and the more time I have spent with the miniatures, the more I have grown to like the anatomy, animation and character of the figures.

There are some tantalising gaps, of course. Where are the zouaves?! Not to be deterred, I’ve decided that they will form my first conversion project, prompting me to dig out that Green Stuff and those sculpting tools that have been lying around for ages, and this may well form the basis of an article for the magazine, a record of either triumph or disaster!

Anyway, I decided to start with some basic infantry, cavalry, artillery and a senior officer, so the project begins with this clutch of units as they would have appeared in 1863, at the time of Gettysburg, in fact. Roger and I decided to go for this mid-war period because the opposing armies had more or less achieved parity: the corners had been knocked off the often raw and frightened city boys from the North, and the cocky, veteran units of Lee’s army had taken a few knocks and were starting to feel the pinch.

My first recruits for the Army of the Potomac, Reynold’s 1st Corps, Wadsworth’s 1st Division, Cutler’s Brigade, are the 76th New York infantry; and from Gamble’s Brigade of Doubleday’s 3rd Division come the 8th New York cavalry. There’s also a 3″ Ordnance rifle battery, and to command them I’m painting a brigadier-level leader on a dapple grey mount.

So, to finish up, here are a few pics of my very crowded painting table – and yes, those are still Zulus jostling for attention in the background! I’m using a combination of Foundry and GW/Citadel acrylics, and those gorgeous new Citadel washes, which have proved their worth beyond any doubt on the horses and flesh. And no, I’m not doing eyes on the figures: these will be painted to decent wargames standard, on the basis that at this scale, you wouldn’t be able to see the eyes, and my name is not amongst the award-winning painting glitterati capable of microscopic detail!

My cluttered painting table

My cluttered painting table

Perry plastic ACW infantry fleshed but not dressed!

Perry plastic ACW infantry fleshed but not dressed!

The uncomfortably perched cavalry await their clothes

The uncomfortably perched cavalry await their clothes

Senior officer's horse (metal) with plastic troop horses

Dapple grey horse (metal) with bay plastic troop horses

The Perry artillery crew have just got their skin

The artillery crew have just got their skin

Right, it’s back to work for me, so I’ll see you next time!

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Sell your what?

Posted by battlegames on December 10, 2008

No, cellulitis. That’s what I’ve got, with a touch of thrombosis thrown in for free. And no, that’s not cellulite, either, the spongy, pitted skin that larger ladies of a certain age often suffer from. I’ve encountered so much ignorance about this condition – and indeed, I knew nothing about it myself before I became a sufferer – that I’ve decided to explain precisely what I’m going through, in the hope that if you ever recognise any of the symptoms in yourself or a loved one, you will seek medical help immediately.

My left leg. The line was drawn around the infection by the doctors.

My left leg. The line was drawn around the infection by the doctors.

Cellulitis is a potentially very dangerous bacterial infection, usually caused by a tiny puncture of the skin, or athlete’s foot, where the skin cracks and bacteria can enter. I don’t have athlete’s foot, which leaves the mysterious, microscopic injury. The effects, however, are far from microscopic. My temperature shot up to nearly 40 degrees, and my CRP (blood infection count) peaked at over 200 (it should be 5 or less – yes, five). I spent two days with uncontrollable shivering and fevers (like a very bad case of ‘flu) and felt pretty bloody awful, I can tell you. My GP visited me at home, then sent me straight down to A&E for intravenus antibiotics, which continued for four days, followed by an extended course of oral antibiotics. I’ve also been into hospital for regular blood tests to check that the battle against the infection is being won. Until my GP pointed out the connection, I had assumed I’d come down with some kind of virus and suffered a leg injury separately.

My left ankle showing the swelling and discolouration

My left ankle showing the swelling and discolouration

For those with an interest and strong constitution, I’ve included a couple of photos of my leg taken last week: in fact, the redness and swelling subsequently got worse, and early this week there were fears that I may also have developed thrombosis in the knee, which swelled up to the size of a volleyball. Fortunately, ultrasound scans revealed that there were no dangerous blood clots.

Apart from the initial feverishness, which has largely subsided thank goodness, the main symptom is a constant throbbing and soreness, like a combination of bruising and sunburn, when at rest. The main problem, however, is that whenever you have been resting, as prescribed, with the leg elevated, and then go to stand up, it feels like you’ve just plunged your leg into hot coals, an intense and searing pain that can reduce even a big, butch feller like me to tears. It is at its worst in the evening and at night.

TTT special

TTT special

The doctors tell me that with luck, the infection itself should be beaten by the end of this week, but the swelling in the leg and associated pain may take until Christmas to recede, which is not what a grumpy, impatient patient like me wants to hear! Being a driven, self-employed publisher, this is all a bit of a nightmare, because I’m having to striclty ration the amount of time I spend at the keyboard. Because of the intricacy of the design and layout work I do for the magazine (and the Table Top Teaser Special currently in production), a laptop is no substitute for my monster 23-inch Mac screen, so I’m inevitably a little behind my planned schedule. I had hoped that the TTT book would have been with the printers on Monday just gone, but I’m afraid it will now be next Monday. I’ll keep you posted if the celulitis flares up and causes any further delays.

Meanwhile, I would like to extend my sincere thanks to those many well-wishers who have sent kind “get well” messages which have, in the nicest possible way, added to the mountainous backlog of emails that I am making every effort to catch up on. To those wags who imagine that I’ve suddenly got an opportunity to deal with all that unpainted lead, I need to remind them that if I can’t sit at the computer to work, then I can’t sit to paint either! Trying to paint when flat on one’s back leads, in my experience, to messy results, and it’s the work at the computer, not the painting, that pays the bills…

With luck, the next blog entry will be altogether more cheerful, but until then, I’ve got work to do!

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The Battlegames Combat Stress Appeal

Posted by battlegames on August 19, 2008

You will see this appeal explained in full in the forthcoming issue 14 of Battlegames which goes to press on Friday, but since the mechanism used for raising funds is already in place, the Battlegames Combat Stress Appeal web page already open and the first donations have arrived.

When I was a small boy, I can remember my father, who served in the Fleet Air Arm during WWII, suffering great distress when he recalled incidents from his wartime experience. Only comparatively recently have the armed services begun to properly understand the long-term psychological effects of active duty, instituting ‘decompression’ either in, or close to, the theatre of operations for personnel about to end their tours or duty in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Many thousands of our service men and women from less recent conflicts have been effectively left to fend for themselves, relying overwhelmingly on the voluntary help offered by charities like Combat Stress. Please help them to help the men and women who have served on our behalf in dangerous places and situations, often in extremely difficult and harrowing peacekeeping operations such as Bosnia, whatever their rank, job or arm of the services.

Inspired by Jules of Figures in Comfort, who suffers from PTSD himself, and Charles Grant, who is now Vice President of the Combat Stress charity, I have decided to get off my sedentary arse and do something for this unglamorous but extremely worthy cause. I’m going to be working to shed a stone in weight (14lbs, 6.35kg) by Monday 20th October, in time for issue 15, so please sponsor me now! (You can, however, continue giving, or encouraging others to give, to this Appeal for up to six months if you wish.) Visit the Battlegames Combat Stress Appeal web page for full details and to donate.

You can also send a cheque made payable to Combat Stress to the following address:

The Battlegames Combat Stress Appeal
17 Granville Road
Hove BN3 1TG
East Sussex
United Kingdom

Please do not make cheques for this appeal payable to Battlegames.

Please help to spread the word: donations are welcome even from people who don’t read (or even like!) Battlegames, and from non-wargaming friends or family. Every penny will go towards helping those who have put themselves in the line of fire on our behalf.

Your support is hugely appreciated.

Henry

P.S. You can find out more about Combat Stress here.

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Citadel washes

Posted by battlegames on July 18, 2008

You may have heard a lot about the new Citadel washes, and indeed I’m using them on the Newline Zulu Wars figures I’m working on. One of the most common uses of a wash is as a quick method of shading flesh, so I dug out some old Citadel fantasy adventurer figures that I’d slapped some basic flesh onto, and used them to quickly compare some of the different options.

All the washes were just taken straight from the pot and sploshed on, with no regard for detail or being careful. The artists’ acrylic was diluted about 10:1, perhaps a little more, to produce a translucent wash equivalent to that coming out of the pots. So, select this link to see the results for yourself.

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Just a quickie

Posted by battlegames on January 28, 2008

Occasionally, one gets inspired to just throw something together, and today was just such a day.

My godson Edward is six years old, son to a father who has been a medieval re-enactor for many years, and he already owns a rather lovely wooden castle that I bought him for Christmas when he was just four and a growing collection of Papo 90mm plastic medieval knights and footsoldiers.

Needless to say, I haven’t needed much prompting to start introducing him to the joys of wargaming, and over the last month or so, I have had a couple of games with him, played on the dining room table with rudimentary rules thrown together on the spot, assisted by the dice from the family’s backgammon set.

Well, young Edward has taken to these like a duck to water (though he does insist upon the solitary toy dragon being included, with obviously devastating results; I managed to persuade him that the addition of a rather large brontosaurus would be pushing things too far) and so the time has come to start bringing in some scenery that bears rather better resemblance to the European countryside than a check tablecloth.

To this end, and inspired by Rob dean and Ross MacFarlane’s article in Battlegames issue 6, I decided to create some rudimentary trees, hedges and bushes to match the figures. A quick rummage produced a piece of pale blue upholstery foam, about 50mm thick. For the trees, I cut three discs per tree, of descending diameters of about 6″, 4½” and 3″. As I cut them out with a long-bladed craft knife, I titled the blade so that the result was a series of truncated cones, so they would form something resembling a conifer tree. I also plucked and chopped the edges and sides to make them more irregular. For the trunks, I found some bits of 16mm dowelling, which I cut to lengths of between 12 and 14 inches. For the bases, a quick rummage turned up a section of half inch thick by three inch wide plank, which I cut into squares and then drilled a recess in each to fit and glue the dowelling.

Trees, hedges and bushes to accompany Papo 90mm toy medieval soldiersThe hedges were made from a length of the same foam, sliced in half to make it thinner, and then the top edges and ends were hacked about to make an irregular top. The bushes were simply some small offcuts of the foam, shaped with scissors.

Then came the really messy part! I have a cubby-hole in our attic that I use as a spray painting booth, with a face mask as extra protection and a large fan turned on to blow the fumes and residue out of the attic! I undercoated everything with GW Chaos Black first (it required two whole cans!), and then used up a can of Forest Green car spray paint that had been lying around for years to give everything a nice dark green colour. The hedges and bushes got a swish of Tundra car spray paint to break up the colour, and then some dabs and drybrushing of a slightly sagey green emulsion helped to give some relief to the whole lot. The tree trunks were sprayed with a chocolatey brown spray that I’d picked up from somewhere, and then the tree bases finished off with some of the green emulsion.

Once the paint was dry, I cut holes in the centre of the discs, applied Bostik (UHU is the same) to the trunk, and slid the discs into position, with a small gap between each. Job done.

Total cost? Well, just the couple of cans of Chaos Black, really, since everything else was just lying around, so let’s call it a tenner at the most. The look I expect to see on my godson’s face? Priceless. Total time taken? About four, very messy and smelly, hours. Fun factor? 10/10.

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Apologies for inaction

Posted by battlegames on November 15, 2007

I know it’s been very quiet lately, but I’m afraid a combination of real-life factors, culminating most recently with a dose of bronchitis, have kept me away from life online. The need to generate income and nurture our health is something common to us all, so I’m sure you’ll understand that such imperatives must take precedence from time to time, even over the requirement to field miniature armies. (Shock! Horror!) Any self-employed readers will no doubt be completely familiar with the situation I am describing.

The time has also come to de-clutter Battlegames HQ, so I shall soon be selling off a selection of books, figures and other  miscellanea. I shall be posting details here  and elsewhere when this happens.

In the meantime, thanks for your support and I’ll be back as soon as I can.

Henry

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